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Below is from another website im a member of.



I have not spoken to the person who contacted me since last year........Still randy as ever even when your feeling down.



(Rab) hav u heard much from sandi think shes down in the dumps again lol .

(Rose) May 9 at 12:12pm Yep she is feeling suicidal and who can blame her. Did she not tell you? She made a Voo Doo doll in an attempt to throw herself off a cliff. When that failed she tried to sell her soul to one of Satans Minions but Satan got wind of this torre up her contract and toasted the poor minion. I hear he leaves behind a wife and five thousand off springs. Then she tried to get run over on purpose but the driver took one look and felt pity so he swerved into a field of rabbits and killed all of them even the babies. He is now traumatized and has slapped a law suit on her. But given that her divorce came through she is bankrupt and is homesick I think she will hold out for another hour or so......

(Rab) May 9 at 12:23pm Report

ahh think ur as bad as her lol tell her she can cum up here on the 1st june heathers away on holiday for 3wks and im home alone lol i,ll cheer her up... .

(Rose) May 9 at 12:33pm Bugger Off you dirty pervert and tell her yourself!!!!!

I just dont get some people.

One minute they are declaring their love for someone the next they are slobbering all over you.



Is it any wonder i said put the friendship on hold get your act together and them when your sorted i might consider being a friend.



Even then i dont think i will be his friend but on the plus side if he does sort himself out and quite the drinking he might get himself a nice woman.

The below is a letter that i wrote explaining to my eldest sons teacher.



Dear Sir/Madame, the reason for my son only being partially dressed in his school uniform is as followed.

Over the long bank holiday weekened he had plenty of opportunities to place all of his laundry in the basket. My voice, only has two volume levels quietly and asking politely, and the other screaming and shouting. When neither of these two worked i went to the boss. The boss being my washing machine, and i have both decided to no longer do mad dashes and rushes of an evening before school is due to start up again. So therefore we went on strike as of last night. But rest assured we will both resume back to normal services today.



Yours Sincerely Rose (The Laundry Fairy)

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bexi
18:42 May 10 2011

lol that is awesome :D

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